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We took a Backstage Tour of the Alabama Shakespeare Festival on Saturday. What an incredibly exciting opportunity to see how the theatre world works -- sound doors and green rooms and trap doors and octagon theatres! Get ready for Romeo & Juliet or the Count of Monte Cristo!
OK, I am so disturbed right now.....let me please explain this afternoon's events......
Glorious Monday's! My day off. My poolside experience was delightful & I returned home for lunch & to watch a fun movie. Well, I hear the roar of what I assume to be a lawn mower, and of course I get a little fired up. "Why in the world would a crew be mowing at 2:00 in the afternoon in the middle of a high level drought?" So, I wait a bit, but see no mower running by. Then, I decide that my afternoon would be best spent in the back yard with a book... and here the story begins.....
Over the large mountain in my back yard I see an ENORMOUS CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE, BILLOWING UP IN THE WIND and a HELICOPTER circling over. Panic. All of the wildfire stories are swirling through my mind.....I am stunned....pick up my cell phone...immediately dial 911. Gentleman answers immediately "911, is this an emergency?"
Hmm....I think for a split second....wondering if a ginormous cloud of smoke within 400 yards of my nose qualifies as an emergency....regain consciousness..."Umm, yes, I believe so. There is a fire in my back yard. I live in Inverness Cove & the golf course is right behind my house....there is a huge cloud of smoke behind me."
"Are you in Hoover ma'am?"
"Yes."
"Hold on, let me transfer you."
OK. Pause. When did a dispatcher gain the ability to "transfer" an emergency call? What happened to that show Rescue 911---no one ever got transferred there---
Click. Am transferred. Muffled voice.
"Ma'am, I can't hear you at all, but I live at Inverness Cove, right behind Inverness Country Club & there is a huge fire behind me....black smoke....a helicopter....."
"Ma'am, that fire has been reported over an hour ago." Silence.
"Um, well, should I..............."
"Evacuate?" She says laughingly. "No ma'am, there is no need to evacuate."
With any form of intelligence & common sense completely shot down, I realize that the best vantage point of this fire is from the mountain itself. Strap on my chaco's & put on more clothing than a swimsuit cover-up & plot the timing of my ascent as to not interfere with the circling of the helicopter. (As much as I love some spotlight, lemme tell you how much I do not want to be on the late local news as area spazzoid who fell down a ginormous mountain while scoping out the breaking news at 10.) So, I scoot myself up the hill in record time & see several gentlemen speeding by on the golf course, setting up their next shot at the next hole. "That's weird," I think to myself. There is a huge fire 100 yards from these men, who must be aware, but yet are having a wonderful afternoon on the green. Trees blocking any further information, I slide back down the hill, grabbing for any living vegetation to break my fall, but to no avail...so skidding is the newest Olympic Sport, I presume!
Return to my house, where the power is completely gone. Amazed, confused, frightened, I hop on my bike & ride across the street, in manner of Nancy Drew, in order to collect more information. A cluster of teenagers has gathered across the street with very little else to do with their afternoon than cause a huge traffic jam on Inverness Parkway. They say that the Club House has caught fire. Settled with their answer & afraid to travel closer to the scene, as I do not look like the best candidate for an interview on said late local news, I return home. Sweaty. Frazzled. Slightly triumphant.
So, can anyone guess what happened? Electrical fire in attic leads to smoke traveling through all air vents & quick evacuation of employees. An old, wooden building burned up in a matter of minutes in the middle of a horrible drought in June. Wowzahs. A regular Ben Matlock!